AI agents have zero appreciation for wit, subtlety, or emotional resonance. That will fundamentally change advertising.

When Bots Do the Browsing

AI agents have zero appreciation for wit, subtlety, or emotional resonance. That will fundamentally change advertising.

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by Peter Coish

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In the coming AI agent era, that tagline will feel dated. AI agents have zero appreciation for wit, subtlety, or emotional resonance. They prefer clear facts, measurable value, and straightforward logic.

And make no mistake, AI agents aren’t science fiction. They’re already here. Think of them as autonomous personal assistants: ruthlessly logical, minus the smoke breaks and HR complaints. These digital tools already handle searches, purchases, and reservations based solely on explicit user instructions and cold, hard data. No biases, no distractions, just brutally efficient decisions. Within a few years, expect these agents to become mainstream as consumers prioritize convenience over brand loyalty. Soon they’ll influence nearly every purchase we make, from daily essentials to travel to investments, even directing where we donate our money.

Traditional Digital Advertising Meets its Match

Unlike human browsers who can be swayed by entertaining ads, AI agents cut straight to the chase. They bypass traditional digital ads, ignoring sponsored search results and banners unless there’s keyword-rich, straightforward content.

Behavioral targeting, tracking every click and scroll to serve personalized ads, faces a similar fate (privacy advocates should cheer this). AI agents don’t leave human-style data trails. They’re invisible ghosts in the digital machine, rendering traditional tracking obsolete. Marketers who’ve thrived on tracking user data must grapple with a world where consumer actions become hidden behind efficient, logical algorithms.

The Playing Field Just Got Brutally Fair

When AI takes over the buying decisions, cold rationality prevails. AI agents weigh products by price, quality, and ratings. Brand equity, once the goal of “general advertising”, becomes much less important. Suddenly, that no-name brand with stellar reviews and competitive pricing stands on equal footing with household names. The AI won’t default to trusted brands out of habit – it simply picks the best deal. For big brands that rely on inertia and recognition, this is bad news.

AI demands clear, structured, easily-digestible data. Websites should feature detailed, structured information: clear specs, transparent pricing, and explicit user reviews. AI doesn’t read between the lines. There’s no room for subtlety.

Making matters trickier, AI agents rarely offer multiple choices (this is also a limitation that the agents must overcome). They typically deliver just one or two top recommendations. If your product doesn’t make this shortlist, you might as well be invisible. Brands must now fight for this narrow digital shelf space controlled by a few logical gatekeepers.

Buh bye, Agency Creative Departments

If your ads rely on clever visuals or emotional triggers, prepare for disappointment. Abstract creative concepts will become so 2000 – AI doesn’t appreciate your agency’s wit. Ads must speak plainly, even bluntly, about what your product does, why it matters and explicitly answer consumer questions.

This brings us to AI Agent Optimization (AAO anyone?).  Think SEO, but crafted specifically for these algorithmic assistants – and its about to become a big business. AAO means making your product advantages quantifiable. Gather real, substantial user reviews. Create content that directly addresses user inquiries. Integrate deeply with platforms and databases AI agents trust (these will evolve rapidly in the near future).

Creativity Will be Redefined

The rise of AI agents isn’t armchair speculation; it’s today’s reality. Marketers that adapt by embracing clear, data-driven, machine-friendly content will thrive.  Creativity won’t disappear, but it will mean something different – clarity, precision, and structured data that speaks directly to algorithms. Tomorrow’s creative stars won’t be six-figure creative directors but sharp strategists who master simplicity and data-driven clarity.