The Best Content Marketing of 2019, Part 2

KFC dating sims, burger-based table top RPGs, and glitter madness.


by Dave Robson

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PornHub Cleaned Beaches

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Wendy’s Makes a Table Top RPG

Do you want to play Dungeons and Dragons but want more burger puns, characters who are kind of clerics but serve figurative double bacon cheeseburgers, and honest to goodness buffs for eating Wendy’s while you play? Well, Wendy’s made an actual table top RPG, complete with rules and a full adventure, and you can play it whenever. Go ahead, download it now.

KFC’s Dating Sim

Speaking of free-to-play games, KFC made a dating simulator that you can play from Steam right now. And if you don’t, for some reason, want to sit through an hour of KFC jokes, you can read about our play through here.

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Mark Roper Makes Another Glitter Trap, and Bose Helps

Porch pirates suck and nobody likes them. That’s why people love Mark Roper’s glitter trap that records the reaction of a porch pirate when a glitter bomb goes off. Oh, and there’s fart spray. Anyway, Bose stepped up and supplied the packaging, because they probably hate porch pirates too.